When Brian and I started planning our honeymoon, it didn't take long for us to choose Jamaica as the locale. We heard that Negril was a lot of fun, so we thought we'd give it a shot. We prefer to go through a travel agent, so we're not going in blind. After researching a few different options, we chose to stay at a Sandals (just call us Michael Scott). Negril is on the west coast of Jamaica, about an hour (or more, maybe?) from the airport in Montego Bay. The drive was totally worth it (plus you get to check out the scenery).
I'll spare you the boring details, but our flights had to be rearranged because something was wrong with our first plane. Instead of being at our resort around noon, this was what our first day "in Jamaica" looked like:
After two of the THEEEE longest layovers ever, we finally arrived in Jamaica around 11 PM. We were at the hotel after midnight. It was obviously dark, so we couldn't see how beautiful everything was, but when we woke up the next morning, this is what we found:
The weather was beautiful 95% of the time, but I swear, every day for about an hour, usually in the later afternoon, a quick storm would come through. I am a nerd for a good storm, so I loved it. It also gave us a good excuse to sit and relax on the balcony.
We are complete tourists and do things like this:
Say cheese, people!
This boat was so fun! It had a bar and a water slide off the back. One of my favorite parts of the trip!
You must visit
Rick's Cafe if you go to Negril. But you don't have to jump off this cliff like my husband did.
The sunsets were the bomb.
Best vacation ever. I was so sad to come home. I contemplated running away and never coming back. The people in Jamaica were super friendly. Since I don't speak any language other than English, it was nice that I could actually talk to the locals. I completely understood when a man offered me cocaine on our walk down the beach. Thanks, but no thanks, mister. How about a bracelet instead?
They say the shit out of 'Yah, mon" and "Irie", and you can't find a shirt without Bob Marley on it (don't worry, we brought along our 50 Bob Marley shirts, to be extra cheesy). There was a nudists resort next to ours, which was fun to kayak by. The atmosphere here is super laid-back. Go there if you get the chance.
I want to go back. Tomorrow.
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